Gwyneth Goes Skiing Tickets

She's the Goop-founding, Door-Sliding, Shakespeare-In-Loving, consciously-uncoupling Hollywood superstar.

He's a retired optometrist from Utah.

In 2016, they went skiing.

On the slopes of Deer Valley, their worlds collided, and so did they - literally. Ouch. Seven years later, in 2023, they went to court. Double ouch.

Join harbingers of queer chaos Awkward Productions (Diana: The Untold & Untrue Story) as they bring their viral hit Gwyneth Goes Skiing to NYC, following global acclaim and sold out runs in London, Edinburgh Fringe and even Park City, Utah - where the actual trial happened!

Starring Linus Karp as Gwyneth Paltrow, Joseph Martin as Terry Sanderson and featuring original music by Leland (RuPaul's Drag Race, Cher's Christmas, Troye Sivan's Something To Give Each Other), vocals by Darren Criss and Cat Cohen and a special video performance by drag icon Trixie Mattel.

Prepare to be gooped. BYOJE (bring your own jade eggs).